So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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