how can u be prego again
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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