I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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