no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
