We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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