I must be too annoying 4 u.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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