Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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