In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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