We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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