How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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