i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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