Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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