She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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