That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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