Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Randomize
