im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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