i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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