Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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