We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It's never too late to be topless.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
