Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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