The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize