i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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