Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize