One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I am available for nakedness
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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