Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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