i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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