U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
