shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Drunk is not a location!
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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