Plan B is the new Plan A
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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