gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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