Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
