Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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