I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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