I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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