She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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