Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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