Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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