the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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