Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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