giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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