I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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