The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
Randomize
