i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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