It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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