Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
