good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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