The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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