okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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