im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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