...so i touched it.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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