I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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