Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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