So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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