Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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