I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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