Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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