We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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