6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Oh god it's open bar.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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