I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
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Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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