we have officially lost it.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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