I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just had sex on a roof
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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