is wine microwaveable?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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