well you can't waste a boner
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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