Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Found the puke drawer
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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